Change our names. Steal our dogs back from whoever takes them in now that we are dead. Travel to places we have never been and keep figuring out new ways to fuck for another twenty years.
[ Sometimes he loves Bastien so hard that his lungs feel paralyzed. ]
And when we're finally too old and decrepit, we'll be summoned directly to the side of the Maker. Turns out he was always just a big pervert all this time.
[ Snickering. While he's snickering it occurs to him that he has been keeping Byerly from his undoubtedly important work for a long time now, and Byerly, who only ever fails to answer his silly questions and hypotheticals if he's occupied by more than paperwork, is likely to let Bastien keep him from his work until the sun rises, even if it means being exhausted for several days after.
Still— ]
Actually, that makes sense. He did give us all these parts. Maybe the Chantry misunderstood what song he wants all the nations singing, and it is more like, oh, ohhhhh, oh, [ to the first few notes of a popular snippet of the Chant. ]
And he certainly wouldn't have given us all these desires if he didn't want us pursuing them. That'd be perverse. Like building a boat and scolding it for floating.
And you should finish your work, [ as if such a thing is ever truly possible, ] so you can come get into bed with me.
[ As much as someone can sink and snuggle into these shitty mattresses and pillows and, alright, decent blankets, he's doing it now. It's in his voice. He is trying to be tempting. ]
If you bring some work I can help you with, I will do it in the morning while I listen to you snore.
[ Whether or not Byerly actually snores is irrelevant to this teasing. ]
[ As promised, Bastien appears promptly in the Diplomacy offices. This time he does shut the door separating Benedict from Byerly, and turns into the office with his hand over his eyes, peeking obviously through his fingers. ]
[ Coming closer, he uncovers his eyes so he can articulate with gestures alone a request for Byerly to stand up and give him a 360° turn. Let him see the shiny blue butt. ]
[ Bastien's hum of admiration bleeds directly into a small fit of laughter, but he turns, stays turned, and backs his ass up all the way into Byerly's chair. His now. ]
My taste is incredible.
[ He's reaching out to draw a little spiral on By's hip with his finger; he does not mean his taste in clothing. ]
[ By laughs, and then winds his arms around Bastien's neck and kisses him. It's deep, but not terribly lingering. And at the end, he pulls back a little, and smacks his lips, and asks - ]
Mmmhm, [ with a wide, crinkly smile, all buzzy warmth (and a spy's admiration) at having such a small detail noticed. ] I picked it up in Antiva. Maybe I'll share.
Most people who know of me know two things about me: that I'm a drunk and a coward. It's not unreasonable to assume, therefore, that refusing to get drunk - or high - would only come from cowardice. That's just logical deduction.
[ And Wysteria is somehow a tender spot. A burden on my soul, Byerly said once, and Alexandrie had fretted so much about her own attempts at going between them that she'd once stopped by Bastien's desk to warn him Byerly might be upset after they spoke. Bastien had believed they were getting along now. Still believes it. But— ]
You don't think she should know you better by now?
[ Bastien nods—acknowledgment of the problem, certainly not agreement that he's a scoundrel, except in the most affectionate sense, son cher coquin—and gathers one of By's hands, and interlaces their fingers. ]
She was wrong. And once she knew she was wrong, she should have—well, an apology might have been too much to ask for in the moment, when she is feeling so besieged, but she should been glad for you.
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