bouchonne: (delighted!!)
Byerly Vlad Rutyer ([personal profile] bouchonne) wrote2020-10-03 12:55 pm
Entry tags:

contact part deux

if this were modern times byerly would probably make you listen to total eclipse of the heart before you were able to leave a message
coquettish_trees: (look down smile)

[personal profile] coquettish_trees 2021-02-20 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alexandrie hums soft surprise from where she's settled: eyes closed, head pillowed on one arm, the other curved so she in turn can lightly stir the top layer of Byerly's hair. ]

Are you peppery, Bastien? I should have thought you more a sage.

[ A little earthy, a little sweet, understated but adds depth. ]

But I do not know so much as the chef.

[ It is a little pinch of her worries; she doesn't know how they are when they are together. Are they easier with one another than she and Byerly are? Happier? For some reason her fretful heart can't simply accept 'different', won't agree that making such comparisons is an unwinnable and foolish game.

She is smoothing those thoughts away into the bramble, though. For now she is being quietly affectionate. She is being warm, and soft, and breathing long steady breaths, and through this making her heart beat slow and even such that her body will tell the man with his ear to it that everything is all right. ]
sarcophage: (13529898)

[personal profile] sarcophage 2021-02-20 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, no, I believe I've humoured your unkindness long enough for one afternoon. If you'll excuse me—
cozen: (n101)

[personal profile] cozen 2021-02-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bastien nudges his head against Byerly’s hand, pleased—and then a bit less pleased, for a moment, feeling caught between who he is with Byerly and who he is with Alexandrie and Byerly.

With Byerly he’s forward, increasingly confident, happy to tease and be crude and bicker. He’ll take up space instead of trying to fit into what’s left empty for him. If they’d been alone, Bastien would have thrown himself onto the bed when he first walked in. He wouldn’t have stayed silent and pink about his discomfort. He’d have licked or bitten or blown a raspberry against the bare ribs pressed against his face by now.

Peppery. Sure.

But with Alexandrie— ]


I couldn’t tell you the difference between basil and sage. [ It’s kind of true. He’s no cook. He’s bought most of his hot meals from street vendors or taverns his whole life. ] But if I am mostly cabbage, I think I would like to be a little peppery too.

[ There. Diplomacy.

He lifts his chin to look at the underside of Byerly’s. ]


And you cannot only be celery. I know that. Long and crunchy works, but it doesn’t have half enough flavor.
sarcophage: (14240075)

[personal profile] sarcophage 2021-02-21 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[That warrants no response—not until Leander stops by the door to put away his book, and turns to ask,]

Was it you who took a shot at me? In the dream, at Skyhold.
coquettish_trees: (demure)

[personal profile] coquettish_trees 2021-02-21 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I?

[ She raises her eyebrows without opening her eyes. ]

I think I am coriander leaves. Some people think me fresh and spicy and wonderful, others think me truly awful, and everyone is correct in their opinion.
cozen: (n104)

[personal profile] cozen 2021-02-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ The joke makes him snort, the pinch makes him grin, and Alexandrie's explanation makes him make a dismayed sort of sound. Not too dismayed. Conversationally dismayed. ]

No they aren't.
coquettish_trees: (mischief)

[personal profile] coquettish_trees 2021-02-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ She hums, pleased, and raises her hand from Byerly's hair to blindly pat around until she can find Bastien's head and pat it in friendly appreciation. The hand returns to its original posting by way of tweaking Byerly's earlobe affectionately. ]

The coriander or his tongue?
sarcophage: (13531856)

[personal profile] sarcophage 2021-02-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'd narrow it down if I could. It hit me here, you see, [touching the back of his own skull,] and came out through my eye.
sarcophage: (12934423)

[personal profile] sarcophage 2021-02-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I believe I did.
sarcophage: (12941729)

[personal profile] sarcophage 2021-02-21 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. By then, everything had begun to smear together.
cozen: (n054)

[personal profile] cozen 2021-02-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bastien sees the head pat coming in time to not be startled, exactly, but he is surprised, in a comfortable and unmoving sort of way. ]

That's a good point. Maybe cooking lessons before dismemberment, By? For mercy's sake. One chance.
coquettish_trees: (hat happy)

[personal profile] coquettish_trees 2021-02-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Cooking lessons, but! [ She taps Byerly’s nose for emphasis. ] Not for the sake of mercy.

It is because I am amenable to giving chances to discover I am in fact fresh and spicy and wonderful before I resort to violence.
cozen: (n026)

[personal profile] cozen 2021-02-21 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ From the weakling corner: snickering and a leg-stretch. ]
coquettish_trees: (laughing outside)

[personal profile] coquettish_trees 2021-02-21 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thoughtful humming. Then, definitively: ]

Exile. The Queen of Coriandria shall not suffer even the ashes of detractors in her realm.

They may come back if they pen her an extensive apology for their previously demonstrated poor taste which includes an exhaustive and earnest paean— sheet music included— to her unparalleled beauty and virtue.

[ A pause. ]

Vices may be included, but only if they are cast in the most flattering light.
sarcophage: (13380495)

[personal profile] sarcophage 2021-02-21 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people are less prone to dying than others.

[He tips a most shallow bow.]

I'll let you get on with it.