No. [ Fondly. ] About, uh, how if you have changed your mind, it is all right. Now that you’ve had some time for things to settle, if you’ve found your hands are full and your Fereldan parts are better cared for than you expected. If what you really want is a friend who doesn’t try to feel you up. It would be fine. Because I want you to be happy first, and I want to keep you in my life second, and third, I want to maintain my access to your dog.
[ Half joking. Maybe a quarter joking. He twists his head around to glance at Whiskey, who he loves immensely back.
An eighth joking. ]
So the kissing and the... baguette buttering... I don’t want to understate how much I have enjoyed it, but it’s a solid fourth priority.
[ Still an understatement. All of it is. And here’s another, delivered with a little smile and a wholly unnecessary reach over to fix a bit of Byerly’s hair that doesn’t really need fixing: ]
If you haven’t changed your mind, though, I have finished thinking, and I think it would be pretty great.
—that is more or less how it would go, anyway. For the real thing, if you give me an evening, I would add some metaphors and wear a nicer shirt.
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Date: 2020-10-14 02:57 pm (UTC)[ Half joking. Maybe a quarter joking. He twists his head around to glance at Whiskey, who he loves immensely back.
An eighth joking. ]
So the kissing and the... baguette buttering... I don’t want to understate how much I have enjoyed it, but it’s a solid fourth priority.
[ Still an understatement. All of it is. And here’s another, delivered with a little smile and a wholly unnecessary reach over to fix a bit of Byerly’s hair that doesn’t really need fixing: ]
If you haven’t changed your mind, though, I have finished thinking, and I think it would be pretty great.
—that is more or less how it would go, anyway. For the real thing, if you give me an evening, I would add some metaphors and wear a nicer shirt.