Annoyed! [ Bastien twists his head to look at him, as well as he's able without dislodging him. ] What could possibly be annoying about living in this beautiful, friendly city and overseeing this group of well-behaved and agreeable people?
[ He twists a little further, pausing the hand massage, because he can't not kiss a pout. That's what pouts are for. Quickly, though. It's not quite a peck—warm and a little lingering—but content to stay short and simple and not segue into face-sucking. ]
And don't call this a grand romantic gesture. That is an insult to grand gestures. It is a humble romantic fidget.
[ A laugh ruins the kiss a bit, since it's dreadfully hard to kiss back when you're grinning. ]
Sorry, sorry. Well, I'd suggest getting food, but I also don't want to move. Why are we both so bloody destitute? This is the precise moment a servant would be useful.
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Are you sure you were not just hungry?
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[ He pouts pensively. ]
Why? Did you bring snacks along with you for this grand romantic gesture?
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[ He twists a little further, pausing the hand massage, because he can't not kiss a pout. That's what pouts are for. Quickly, though. It's not quite a peck—warm and a little lingering—but content to stay short and simple and not segue into face-sucking. ]
And don't call this a grand romantic gesture. That is an insult to grand gestures. It is a humble romantic fidget.
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Sorry, sorry. Well, I'd suggest getting food, but I also don't want to move. Why are we both so bloody destitute? This is the precise moment a servant would be useful.
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Don’t you have an assistant?
[ Not serious. ]
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