contact part deux

[bouchonne]

if this were modern times byerly would probably make you listen to total eclipse of the heart before you were able to leave a message

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[bouchonne]

Yes, yes, precisely!

[ Delighted: ]

We should bring massage oils. Just in case. - Oof -

[ That is the sound of Whiskey, noticing that Byerly is awake, jumping into the bed and licking him right in the face. ]

[cozen]

Definitely, but—

[ Whiskey!!! ]

Good morning, beautiful girl! Give your papa an extra kiss for me. On the nose. In the nose. I will bring you a sausage.

[bouchonne]

[ Byerly sputters a little bit, then manages to extricate his face enough to say - ]

I think she's starting to understand you. She did lick in my nose.

[cozen]

[ He rests his cheek on his fist over his little table and grins into his coffee. He loves them so much. ]

Of course she can understand me. She is the smartest dog in the world. Even cleverer than the mabari—she pretends not to understand, most of the time, so no one makes her go into battle. If mabari were really smart they would do the same thing.

[bouchonne]

[ A delighted laugh. ]

You know, I think you might have something there. [ In cooing Orlesian - because Byerly usually speaks to Whiskey in his mother tongue - ] Are you smarter than a mabari? Are you? Yes, yes, and you have the wrinkliest face -

[ Then lots of kissy noises. ]

[cozen]

[ Bastien turns his mouth into his fist to laugh against his knuckles. ]

Maker, you're cute.

[ He can imagine it perfectly: By's bedhead, Whiskey's wriggling. ]

I'll bring you a sausage, too. Or... it is not too late, they still have some pain au chocolat.

[bouchonne]

Mmmmm.

[ Clear that it's the pain au chocolat that catches his fancy. There's the sound of a luxurious stretch. But he does say: ]

I could go out and meet you. You don't have to bring it to me.

[ Because he does still remember that incident with Bastien bringing him and Lexie breakfast, and the whole mess that had resulted. By will certainly let Bastien bring him things, of course - has, often - but he never wants to seem like he's taking it for granted. ]

[cozen]

[ Bastien's answering hum is warm—aware of how respectful it is, if not the deliberate thoughtfulness behind it. Of course, he's grown to rather like fetching breakfast in bed. It's an excuse to linger that much longer in affectionate dishevelment before going off to have their souls crushed by their desks and coworkers. But Bastien remembers that incident, too, and his response has been to peacefully cede the entire territory of Byerly's bedroom to Alexandrie.

(Not that it's all selflessness at play. He likes the sense of privacy; he likes having control of the space; he likes the bed he sleeps in all the time smelling like By; he likes not needing to check anyone else's schedule to know where he's sleeping; he likes not even beginning to get attached to Byerly's bedroom, to begin to feel at home there, at the risk of feeling banished to some colder, lonelier place for half the week.)

So breakfast in bed is out of the question on this particular morning anyway.

Fortunately, getting By out of the Gallows altogether is just as good. Maybe better. ]

Come meet me at the docks? It will probably take me as long to get there as you.

[bouchonne]

[ It's early for By to be getting out of bed, admittedly - but, well, Bastien seems to be in such a chipper mood, and it's so charming, that By would sooner lose a full night's sleep than lose this. So he hums in agreement, though warns him - ]

I won't shave. Or dress nice. Don't plan for us to go any place reputable.

[cozen]

[ Bastien makes a quietly satisfied noise that his café neighbors might think is meant for the last bites of his pastry. He loves Byerly neatly groomed and dressed to the nines—obviously—but this he looks forward to, too. Novelty! ]

We have never been anywhere reputable, my love. Everywhere we go becomes disreputable the moment we arrive.

[bouchonne]

[ A laugh, and then a smacky little sound as he kisses the crystal in place of Bastien's beloved lips.

And then he has to get ready - drag himself out of bed, wash his face, so on - and so there's no time for talking. As a result, Byerly is actually on time at the docks - looking, as promised, a little disordered, a little unshaven, a little sleep-rumpled, yawning against the sea air. ]

[cozen]

[ Bastien should probably feel guilty for waking him up early on a day he'll also be kept out late. There are a few minutes on the long walk down the Hightown steps where he does feel guilty. But it's sunny and not yet too hot, especially with the breeze off the water, and he has had two chocolate croissants and four cups of coffee, and when he comes around the corner and sees By looking smudgy and stubbly and gorgeous on the dingy pier there isn't room for anything in his heart but joy. ]

Salut.

[ From a distance, but he closes it shortly. He's more shy about PDA out in the streets—where any spy and/or burly man with something to prove could be watching, and also it's sort of rude—than he is in either the Gallows or within the walls of their various haunts, but that just means the kiss he plants on By's cheek from his tip-toes is quick and could be arguably, Orlesian-ly platonic. ]

I brought four of the pain au chocolat and, [ checking the basket hanging from his arm, ] some other things. But no coffee, and you look like you could use some.

[bouchonne]

[ By laughs, and teases: ]

I could just inhale some off of your breath.

[ Bastien is absolutely redolent with coffee-breath. An answer, By fancies, as to why he's so incredibly peppy this morning.

Some other things catches By's attention, and he cranes his neck, trying to peer inside the basket, fully anticipating that he won't be allowed to in the name of a Surprise. ]

[cozen]

[ As predicted, Bastien cuts short his forceful coffee-scented exhale in favor of turning to protect the basket's contents from view. Though, ]

Nothing exciting. No puppies.

[ He will never in his life manage to bring Byerly a basket of anything better than a hound puppy. Maybe as good, when they someday get her a sibling, but never better.

He starts walking, headed deeper into the city from the shoreline. No fancy bakeries or Orlesian-run cafés, here, but someone will be selling coffee for the sailors.

There is also coffee in the Gallows. But they spend so much time there, surrounded by walls and eerily empty spaces, and here the street is teeming with people and activity and the mountains and Hightown are rising dramatically ahead of them. ]

You know, I realized on the way down, we do not have to do the crickets to Percy. You could go to dinner with the Antivans— [ unquestionably Byerly's role, in this party-splitting idea; he's the Ambassador ] —and I could go to his game and be there long enough not to offend him.

But I kind of want to do the crickets. He deserves it.

[bouchonne]

Hold on.

[ Byerly sounds positively horrified by this suggestion. ]

Leave you alone to Percy? Without a single person who understands bard-sign who'll know when you're saying this is so vapid? No. I'd lose you to madness. You'd come back to me a broken man.

[ He bumps his shoulder against Bastien's. Not bard-sign, but the translation is clear nonetheless: And I want to be with you. ]

[cozen]

[ Bastien sways when bumped, away and then back into By’s shoulder in answer. He doesn’t try to hide the relief. ]

I would. The mere sight of mahogany would send me into— [ a half-suppressed curling smile in anticipation of his own joke ] —mah-agony.

And he is more tolerable when you are there, if you can believe it. That is his best behavior. I think he likes you.

[bouchonne]

[ An appreciatively agonized groan at that pun. Horrible. ]

I think he's scared of me. Since I'll insult him to his face.

[cozen]

Mon féroce chaton.

[ Accompanied by considering tip of his head. ]

That could be. But I still think... Want to bet on it? I don't know how we'll find out, but we have time. He's not going anywhere.

[ Unfortunately. ]

[bouchonne]

[ By laughs. ]

What shall we wager?

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[cozen]

[ He thinks briefly about it before proposing, ]

Blow jobs.

[ Orlesian, for the delicate Marcher ears around them. ]

Three of them. In the outfits of the winner’s choice.

[ As if they need the excuse. That’s not the point. ]

[bouchonne]

Rare currency indeed.

[ It's not. ]

You're on.

[cozen]

[ Bastien smooths his own mustache with thumb and forefinger, eyes a cocky challenge above the gesture. But then he gets distracted by looking up at the line of By's neck and stubbly jaw—no subtlety, because there's no cause for it—and looks smitten instead. ]

Maybe Suzette knows, [ as he returns his eyes to the road to avoid walking into anyone. ] He talks to Suzette. But I suppose if she is a good person she will not tell us.

[bouchonne]

[ He catches that look of adoration out of the corner of his eye - and he turns back, and meets Bastien's gaze, and, overwhelmed, leans in to kiss him lovingly. On the lips, because to hell with the people around them and to hell with rudeness.

There will doubtless be a day when the infatuation ends and transitions into something a bit more modest and steady and low-key. Doubtless. Surely it'll happen sometime soon. ]

Eurgh. Good people. [ He wrinkles his nose. ] Surely she isn't. If she were, what would she be doing hanging around Percy? Or us?

[cozen]

[ Over the brief span of that kiss, Bastien goes through a short journey: startled happiness, fretful awareness of the river of people parting around them, and finally resolve to not give a damn. An attitude absorbed through osmosis, perhaps, from By's mouth. After, he grins and doesn't duck his head or curl in his shoulders, not even to make a show of propriety for the rest of the street.

So bolstered, he curls his hand around By's upper arm for a few paces while they resume their stroll in the vague direction of coffee. Good, probably, to practice not-hiding among the Kirkwallers—cranky but less fussed by this sort of thing, not counting the Fereldan Blight refugees still among them—before he has to not-hide in Ferelden. ]

I'm, [ a good person, he almost says, but ha, so there is only a pause before, ] very convincing.

[bouchonne]

You are.

[ There's a look from someone off to their right, a pinch-faced woman, and By looks back until she breaks eye contact. There's a pleasure in this - in knowing that he is, at the end of the day, the Ambassador, a political force, with far more weight than any pinch-faced rube, and so anyone who disapproves of him just - well, has to deal with it. Maybe when the war is over he'll lose his courage, or maybe if (when?) he's unceremoniously dumped out of his position, but right now, there's a real pleasure in being able to tell yourself that anyone else can get fucked. ]

Here?

[ This is a spot with, if he remembers, decent coffee - or, more accurately, cheap coffee, slopped out strong. (By's tastes are not so fine as Bastien's.) ]