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Byerly Vlad Rutyer ([personal profile] bouchonne) wrote2020-10-03 12:55 pm
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contact part deux

if this were modern times byerly would probably make you listen to total eclipse of the heart before you were able to leave a message
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-07-22 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Squint.]

How exactly do you mean to describe me?
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-07-22 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the point. I want to know what you're imagining you'll tell— whoever it is you tell exactly. You don't speak with Queen Anora directly, do you?

[How do spies work. Surely there's some sort of complicated string of contacts like in the clever little books she sometimes reads.]
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-07-31 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's not the point. Not of what I'm asking. [Semantics, quite insistent.]

I'm asking how you would describe me to whoever it is you would be required to describe me to. I want to know.

[Lawyers, schmoyers. He isn't answering the question.]
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-07-31 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
You've already— [is the sound of bristling surprise, the way a stubborn little creature might balk at finding itself in a headstall.]

Very well. Read your notes to me.
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-07-31 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Throughout this recitation, pauses included, Wysteria is very quiet. For someone so prone to little noises of acknowledgement and interjection, this may be a particularly ominous sign for what is soon to follow particularly as Byerly reaches the very end of this addendum.

Indeed, when he's finished, she is quite quick with her reply—]


Well yes, all right. I knew all of that already. Really, Mister Rutyer you ought to be thankful no one has ever intercepted your communications. You would be identified immediately. You should consider a most complicated cipher if you haven't one already. I've been reading all about them and would be pleased to show you—well, no, I haven't the time now. But I highly recommend Bartlebrown's Dictionary of Codes, Sign Languages, and the Various Secret Keeping Arts, Etc.

[Honestly.]

What would you write them next? If I'd no input. You must tell me truthfully. This is not an invitation to tell me what you believe I wish to hear.
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-06 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here though, her affront is right on cue:]

'Magical talent, unspecified—! Mister Rutyer, never has a more suspicious and concerning series of words ever been arranged!
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
And for that reason, you would choose to be so needlessly ominous? Really, Mister Rutyer! Must I do everything myself!
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-21 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't tell them anything at all, for starters.

But if I were for some reason obligated to say something, I might write a note along the lines of 'Very minor magical talent, wholly unremarkable.' You cannot say 'Magical talent, unspecified'! The reader will imagine all sorts of dramatic things! And when it goes in combination with what you have already written and sent of me—that I'm highly clever and have a keen eye for design—

[Are those the words he'd used? Close enough.]

—then I will seem highly formidable indeed. I can't imagine your masters are in the business of letting formidable persons simply do as they please. Particularly not once the war has ended.
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-27 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why bother to report on it at all? The magic, or indeed any facet of my person whatsoever?
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-28 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Then why swear you to a duty that doesn't matter?
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-28 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yet here you are attempting to assure me of just that! That you are knowledgeable in the weight of these things. Why should I trust your assessment if you haven't practiced it?
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-28 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I am aware it is complicated! It is my life and well being, Mister Rutyer!
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[personal profile] heirring 2022-08-28 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well I dislike the whole prospect, and would prefer it if you said nothing about the whole affair. Though obviously I can't very well stop you.

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