contact part deux

[bouchonne]

if this were modern times byerly would probably make you listen to total eclipse of the heart before you were able to leave a message

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[cozen]

[ Bastien hopes so—to an extent, an extent he can satisfy, or at least do his half to satisfy. But he’s also suddenly capable of empathizing with Byerly’s threats to pop if he was ever too happy. So that’s enough earnest confession, at least for a few minutes.

He turns his head to kiss Byerly’s palm, then leans over to kiss him on the cheek, where he keeps his nose pressed while he says, ]

I want a spring wedding, nineteen dogs, and a castle on a mountain high enough to be above the clouds.

[bouchonne]

[ He laughs - warmed by the whole situation, by all of this, and grateful for the gentle release of tension. ]

The latter two are doable. But not a spring wedding. All those blooming flowers make my nose run.

[cozen]

[ Bastien hums and straightens up to be able to consider his face. ]

Your nose is one my top fifteen favorite things about you. What about the dead of winter? Does the cold make your nose run too?

[bouchonne]

No, not a bit. And it could allow me to demand that I be dressed entirely in furs, like a barbarian prince.

[cozen]

[ Bastien gives that concept its due consideration, which involves some contemplation of Byerly’s jaw and neck and shoulders, accompanied by a particularly Orlesian and lascivious hum, before he decides: ]

Yes. But then I get to throw you over my shoulder—

[ while he does whatever grappling and manhandling is required to drag Byerly over and down to lie on him, as a demonstration ]

—so we do not play into stereotypes.

[bouchonne]

[ He laughs as he allows himself to be maneuvered. It's a genuine laugh, silly and unselfconscious. A rare thing. By laughs often, but it's usually through his teeth. ]

Augh. Yes, well done, you've proven your might -

[cozen]

[ A good sound. A good sight. Bastien kisses him—quick and giddy, made a little sloppy by the fact that he’s laughing too—and settles both arms around him.

He’s quiet for a moment after, and comfortable and content, and then he says, ]

I can’t see inside your head, By. I don’t know if your feelings are something you should worry about or if they’re—if you think there is something wrong about you, so you think there has to be something wrong about whatever you feel. But you won’t hurt me.

—or, I mean, maybe a little. I plan to do a lot of rolling around with you, and you have those pointy elbows.

[bouchonne]

[ That draws a small huff of laughter out of him - more muted than before, but laughter nevertheless. Then he lapses into silence a moment, tracing the veins of Bastien's hands with one finger. ]

My father and my mother were a love match. That's what I've heard, anyway. And at some point, they turned into that. [ Another moment of quiet. ] And there've been plenty who've loved me, or been infatuated with me, at least - and I made use of their feelings, used them. Please don't trust me with all your heart, eh? Hold something in reserve.

[cozen]

I will.

[ —is not the romantic answer, and maybe not the reassuring one. He curls his hands to make the veins stand out more for tracing. ]

Not because of you. It is just how I am. It might be a character flaw.

And anyway, if you need something from me, you don’t need my feelings to get it. [ He uncurls his hand to wiggle his fingers instead. ] You only need a budget.

[bouchonne]

Assuming it's something you want to give.

[ He smiles crookedly. I will, to him, was reassuring, if maybe not exactly what's good for him to hear. ]

That's the business we're in, isn't it? Making that which hasn't been available, available.

[cozen]

I am made available by a budget.

[ He lifts a finger to touch the lower side of Byerly's crooked smile, considering it for a moment, adding it to a catalog of other moments he's seen it. ]

I'm joking. I hope. [ But while they're on the subject. ] Will you tell your spymaster about this?

[bouchonne]

I could. How much of an exhibitionist are you?

[ A pretty blatant dodge. Not that he won't answer - he just needs a moment. ]

[cozen]

[ He hums and wobbles his head. Middling exhibitionism. ]

But if you make my dick look like a turnip, I might have to send them some corrections.

[bouchonne]

I would never render your dick true to reality. You have my oath.

[ Then - ]

They have been made aware that my judgment, when it comes to certain Orlesians, cannot be fully relied upon.

[cozen]

[ True to reality gets a look of feigned offense that’s marred by laughter, but it’s quiet, and it’s died off by the time Byerly answers for real. ]

Mm. Are they good to you? I mean—do they respect you and value your work and all of that?

[bouchonne]

[ A little huff of laughter. ]

Dearest Bastien, who in their right minds would respect me?

[cozen]

Me, [ primly. ] Is that a no?

[bouchonne]

[ He lets his head drop against Bastien. ]

My talent is undeniable. Even if most people, at most times, want to deny it.

[cozen]

[ When his head drops, an encouraging, scalp-skritching hand goes straight to his hair. ]

So they... [ guessing, like it’s a game ] ... are sometimes exasperated and impatient when they talk to you, but they know you do good work?

[bouchonne]

It's like you've attended our meetings.

[ His voice isn't very bitter, to be fair. A little dry, but their lack of regard isn't a deep wound, evidently. ]

[cozen]

Maybe I was, ooooo.

[ That’s a spooky ooooo, with his petting fingers briefly rerouted to do a spidery sort of crawl on Byerly’s neck. ]

And you told them your judgment was compromised? Not that you were a brilliant bard-tamer who had us eating out of your palm?

[bouchonne]

Maker, no. What if they asked me to try to replicate the success? With Bards a little less soft-hearted than you two?

[cozen]

Say you specialize in a particular breed.

[ Then he settles, comfortable and a touch more serious. ]

I don’t like being a reason anyone might doubt you. That’s all. But I guess there isn’t much of a way around it, given the givens.

[bouchonne]

[ He hums in acknowledgment. It's a sweet sentiment. Rather unexpectedly so - to have Bastien treating his intelligence career like a serious thing. ]

Well, if it makes you feel better, wine also makes people doubt me, and wine treats me much more cruelly than you ever have.

[cozen]

If I start giving you headaches and making you vomit, we do have a problem.