contact part deux

[bouchonne]

if this were modern times byerly would probably make you listen to total eclipse of the heart before you were able to leave a message

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[altusimperius]

Huh.

[He leans back in his chair, processing this knowledge.]

Which position? Diplomacy, or spying?

[bouchonne]

Diplomacy.

[ He answers that at once. ]

I'm good at spying. And it was my first oath.

[altusimperius]

Ambassador's a pretty high position for someone who's no good at diplomacy.

[bouchonne]

We're a pretty ragged organization.

[altusimperius]

....fair.

[bouchonne]

Rude.

[altusimperius]

What?

[bouchonne]

You're supposed to say, no, Byerly, you're astounding and perfect in every way.

[altusimperius]

I don't get paid enough for that.

[bouchonne]

You're going to get paid even less in a minute.

[altusimperius]

[bouchonne]

Actually, do you get paid anything?

[altusimperius]

[altusimperius]

No, Byerly, I wander the streets begging for booze money from kind strangers.

[bouchonne]

Elfroot money, more like.

[altusimperius]

...maybe both?

[bouchonne]

Anyway, you know you're not allowed outside.

[altusimperius]

[That stings a little, but he tries not to show it.]

...I am, with an escort.

[bouchonne]

Oh, don't sulk. That was funny.

[altusimperius]

I'm not sulking,

[bouchonne]

I guess your face is naturally like that.

[altusimperius]

[Well now he's sulking.]

[bouchonne]

[ A smug grin. ]